Guinness Ad

26 October 2005

Good things come to those who wait…


Geek Poem

24 October 2005

Geek Poem


Bad hair day

20 October 2005

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing on
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources
supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
“What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?”

The woman replies………….
It’s Keith, the midget.”


Always a good idea to think before you register…

13 October 2005

People spend a lot of time thinking up their children’s names. It’s just
a pity they don’t always think as hard about their domain names.

Firstly there is Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich
and famous: http://www.whorepresents.com

Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can
exchange advice and views: http://www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: http://www.penisland.net

Need a therapist? Try: http://www.therapistfinder.com

Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com

And there is an Italian Power company: http://www.powergenitalia.com


Old Computers – rare, vintage and obsolete computers

12 October 2005

An online museum of old computers. Open.

(This is one of those posts that prove I’m not a man of many words – at least when i’m sober)