Cmpct Cape Twn

24 January 2006

Over the weekend I went to visit my sister Megan in Cape Town, She’s down there on training with her new compnay. We had an jam packed weeked, so much so that I can’t wait for this one to recover.

Megan on Table Mountain

Neil on Table Mountain

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Friendship

24 January 2006

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The man called his
wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men:

A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife
that he had slept over at a buddy’s house. The woman called her husband’s
10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and
two claimed that he was still there.


A very ugly woman…

17 January 2006

A very, very ugly woman walks into a shop with her two sons.

The guy behind the counter looks at the two boys and says, “Are they twins?”

The woman thinks to herself, ‘Strange!’

“No,” she replies, “the one is seven and the other twelve. Why do you ask?”

“I can’t believe somebody f*cked you twice!”


Jonny…

13 January 2006

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class, but she belonged to someone else.

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you R1000 if you let me screw you.”

But the girl said no.

Johnny said, “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.”

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for R2000, by the time you pick up the money he won’t even be able to get his pants down.”

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She replies, “THE BASTARD USED COINS!”


Jonga

13 January 2006

There’s a new South African search engine on the block, called Jonga. The search functionality is okay – nothing spectacular, but the value added extras are great – thumbnails of the web pages listed in the result, as well as relavant news, companies, and a few products listed on the side. Jonga also has a news section, mobile, and a directory. Well worth a visit.