Happy Holidays!

30 November 2006

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Damn Interesting!

28 November 2006

 Danger

Damn Interesting has a great collection of damn interesting things. A great way to pass a few hours at work 🙂


How Cocaine Is Made

28 November 2006

Suger and spice, and a crapload of petrol…

 


Gay Marriage

23 November 2006

Now that gay people have access to marriage in South Africa, it’s worth reminding ourselves of these guidelines for gay marriage:

  1. On the day of a gay wedding, it’s bad luck for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.
  2. Superstition suggests that, for good luck, the couple should have: something bald, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.
  3. It’s customary, at gay and lesbian nuptials, for the parents to have an open bar during the entire ceremony.
  4. Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating any of the wedding cake because it’s all carbs and sugar.
  5. It’s considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.
  6. During the first dance, it’s considered unlucky to use glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.
  7. For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.
  8. The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least one go-go dancer.
  9. The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing Let’s Hear It For the Boy, It’s Raining Men, or I Will Survive.
  10. The father of the Bottom has to pay for everything.

Fetish

22 November 2006

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Fetish


Tourettes

21 November 2006

I parked in a disabled space yesterday and a  traffic warden shouted to me,

“Oi, what’s your disability?”

I said, “Tourettes you  c*nt, now f*ck off!!!”


Kitlers

20 November 2006

Can you beleive there is even a site for Cats that look like Hitler !? Mwhahaha!