South African MP3’s

South African rock music is well… Notoriously crap (except of course a few exceptions like The Springbok Nude Girls and Wonderboom). If badly produced mumbling and screaming is your thing then download free South African rock MP3’s to your hearts – but possibly not your ears – content here.

EntertainmentAfrica.com

I spend a lot of time surfing the web… too much perhaps. And its not often that something cool on the web slips by without me noticing.

On Wednesday, last week, I reached the cap on my broadband connection at home (3gb per month) – which means that I can only surf South African sites ‘tell my quota resets at the beginning of the new month. During my limited surfing last night, I stumbled upon EntertainmentAfrica.com – An excellent entertainment website loaded with local promotions of international and South African music and dvd’s. Somehow I feel cheated that I didn’t find this earlier. It’s way cool – and well done. Check it out.

Trevor the squirrel

Dance like a white guy…

Get rid of that rythm, and learn how to dance like a white guy…

Tossing Peanuts

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.

In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter’s date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father’s nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. ,br>

Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, “That’s so wonderful! Isn’t he smart? What do you think he’s going to be when he grows older?”

The father replied “From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law.”

Winters Coming!

Say no to crack!

With new Crack Spattle you get rid of that embarrassing bum clevage!

Why people drink

Institute of the Afrikaans Accent

Jean pant and rokkies… Listen.

Mahatma Gandi walked barefoot…

Mahatma Gandi walked barefoot most of the time which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him frail and caused bad breath.

This made him “super-callused, fragile mystic – hexed by halitosis”.